ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Apparently during one of my illucid moments last night I tore out a hangnail on my thumb with my teeth.

I do weird shit sometimes.

severalbadpunslater:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

cool-ghoul:

bionicspacejellyfish:

dieselfruit:

ramblingbludragon:

slaaneshi-party-bus:

slavsquats:

sterile-vision:

deitygaze:

2sugoi4u:

foxnewsofficial:

access to the eating of people who aren’t me

the war on white video games

Access to white children

The War on Poor Little Americans.(i’ll let my secret first name out for this one)

Legalization of the endangered dolphins

Fedoras for the eating of millennials.

Save The Protection of People who aren’t me.

Fedoras bringing back corporations

Save White People who aren’t me.wow…

God Hates White Bronies.
Acceptable.

"Blame male people who aren’t me."
…You got me

"Legalization of the protection of people who aren’t me"
hmm, yeah actually.

Demarginalization of violence against corporations.
Oddly accurate.

severalbadpunslater:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

cool-ghoul:

bionicspacejellyfish:

dieselfruit:

ramblingbludragon:

slaaneshi-party-bus:

slavsquats:

sterile-vision:

deitygaze:

2sugoi4u:

foxnewsofficial:

access to the eating of people who aren’t me

the war on white video games

Access to white children

The War on Poor Little Americans.
(i’ll let my secret first name out for this one)

Legalization of the endangered dolphins

Fedoras for the eating of millennials.

Save The Protection of People who aren’t me.

Fedoras bringing back corporations

Save White People who aren’t me.

wow…

God Hates White Bronies.

Acceptable.

"Blame male people who aren’t me."

…You got me

"Legalization of the protection of people who aren’t me"

hmm, yeah actually.

Demarginalization of violence against corporations.

Oddly accurate.

(Source: my-little-mod-blog)

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

How come I never saw anything about this on Tumblr?

tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

Chicken neck!

babygoatsandfriends:

Mortgage-Hill Dairy Goats
goat: fuck you!

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Skottie Young

I hope someone at Marvel is collecting these to put into a coffee table book at some point. Because these are frickin awesome! And I would gladly pay $100 for a hardbound collection.

dysanic:

sorryyouruinedyourself:

deutschelefant:

New ink. Poppy replica from my spring 2014 painting.

I honestly thought these were bullet wounds

My thought was “diseased nipples”

Buboes!